24: Episode 15, 9 PM - 10 PM

Key Words: 24, Jack Bauer,

The "24" blog might be a bit delayed for a couple minutes because the fantasy baseball draft is going long.
9:03: Sanctioned or ordered?
9:07: This is either staged or leading to something… Oh, it's leading to something. They just got themselves a police escort.
9:09: Chloe got all that in that short of a time? Interesting. Walt and Audrey sitting in a tree.
9:11: There should be something in Jack Bauer's contract that forbids him from taking parts in movies in which his character wears sunglasses and runs around with guns all day. I heard he was in a "24" like movie, but I just saw the commercial for the first time?
9:14: Do you think this is what Audrey and Jack Bauer are like when they're dating. The lies about who slept with whom and how many times, which country I betrayed what time, the shouting. They need couple's therapy.
9:17: Damn it, Audrey, tell the truth.
9:17: JR hates Jack Bauer and says he is disgusting. But what do you expect? She's lying to Jack Bauer about sleeping with someone who is a traitor. Audrey said it herself!
9:17: Throw the table, Jack Bauer, throw it! There, don't you feel better?
9:21: How much do you think that guy's going to regret tasering Jack Bauer? A lot. He's going to get the label around the office of "The guy who tasered Jack." People won't sit with him in the breakroom. And soon he'll take another job. It's like that in every office.
9:26: It's crazy how much they're talking about Audrey "sleeping with" people. You'd think in a moment of stress they'd be tossing around at least one other euphemism.
9:27: Jack Bauer sounds paranoid right here. Talking about double super secret back up pans.
9:30: Shoot. I forgot to mark this stuff. NJBD: 4 (cops and guards at gas plant)
JBKC: 1 (guard and then he got tasered)
9:37: Where did DP''s brother get that assault rifle from?
9:39: JBKC: 1 (guard)
9:39: Jack Bauer is upset. Believe me, Collette, you won't like Jack Bauer when he's angry.
9:44: That was great. The new girl works out the problem then imagines sexual harassment. I'm hearing it from JR and JMS that I should be mad at Fox for their portrayal of women who claim sexual harassment as insane. I'd like to take this opportunity to declare my reprehension with Fox's behavior.
9:44: Who are these paramilitary men and who do they think they're shooting at with no silencers on the Presidential Retreat.
9:49: OK, ready to watch
9:50: It's amazing what they can and can't do at any given time. Some weeks they can't decide what to get on the pizza and some weeks Chloe can tell a helicopter pilot the right flight vector Chloe knew what "Flight Vector" to give the pilot so they could avoid detection? Uhh, really? Welcome to the "Magical 24 Hour"
9:52:JBKC 3: (Baddies), NJBD:2 (Curtis shot the other baddy and one of the C.T.U. dudes got it)
9:56: Run Jack Bauer! RUN! Jack Bauer doesn't run, he walks in a whisper and the world spins faster for him.

5 JBKC, 1 tortures, 6 NJBD, Prediction Ratio n/a
The JBKC had a pretty quiet episode last week, but Jack Bauer brought us all back into focus this week with 5 JBKCs. Sorry I wasn't very attentive at the beginning of the episode, but if it makes you feel better, I ended up with BJ Upton on my baseball team.
Totals for the season, 27 JBKCs, 5 tortures, 113 NJBDs, Prediction Ratio 45% (5 out of 11)